No sooner did I get home did I get a knock on the door from two men.
I open door.
Man #1: "I'm here to shut off propane. He shows me the overdue bill."
Me (expecting this): "Go for it. Sorry I can't pay it. I'm going through a divorce and hanging onto this house by a thread."
Man #1: His expression says it all - he doesn't give a sh*$.
I'm thinking grilling is the least of my concerns. I don't give a sh*$ either.
I get a text from Terry: "OMG are you okay? You were near the gas station."
Me: "Ready for world domination. When should we start?"
Terry: "Lol. Seriously, are you fine?"
Me: "Terry, I've been through so much I don't even blink. I'm absolutely fine."
So, I'm adding no propane to my list of, no cable, a broken garage door, a broken storm door, a pile of overdue bills, a lawyer who won't call me back, a jungle of weeds that keep coming back: all served with a smile.
And on a final note... Some dumb bird had his own "little explosion" right on top of my mailbox.
See any explosions lately?